Therefore, if the new employer ...

At least, until you do not sign a new contract. After dosizhivaya on his previous work, you are free to use a computer, printer, send to fax their resumes to fill a private collection of stationery (and where you thought, Virgo countless pens, pencils, staplers, scissors and folders? Stock does not pull his pocket! ). In addition, during negotiations with a future boss, you can quietly and tastefully bargain, using the argument that you have a good job, good salary and very comfortable leather chair on wheels. You're not a bum one. 2) HOW TO FIRED Finally, you found the job to his liking, but my bad luck. Just so you can quit easily and without problems, but do not want to waste money that should pay, if you cut. Therefore, if the new employer in particular you do not hurry, listen to our advice - will become richer. So. Step 1: Create napryazhenku start to criticize (and on the margins, and production meetings), the company's activities, noting the obvious, and along with alleged mistakes and miscalculations. Complain all in a row on the leadership, which wants all of you to work hard from dawn to dusk for mere pennies. The main thing - to express their own dissatisfaction with everything and everyone. Not lower his voice - on the contrary, tried to put it louder to be heard by others. Its-Does this technique does not work, start blaming all of sexual harassment against you. Step 2: disappear without a trace coming in every day with the latest (if from you while slightly reeks of stale - that's a plus). Every day is sent to all company internal e-mails with their plans for dinner ("I'm going to go to the Silver Pine forest on skewers! There is a wonderful cafe, and at the same time you can swim!"), Urging colleagues to join. Try to leave work as early as possible. Aerobatics - is if you learn to run off at the very moment when the boss gives you some tricky questions (like, "Petrov, and in what state the project is now number 519" or "What, in your opinion, the effectiveness of investment in production beach equipment and surfboards in the Yamalo-Nenets Autonomous District "?). Try the following method: frowning, significantly stretch: "Well, this, Panim-and-and-eat ...", then gleefully nodded, looking over his shoulder, head. And when he (Lord, it's embarrassing to fool these helpless people) will turn with interest, quietly fade away step outside the door. Step 3: Pull the rubber If the boss is something you have to do is not worth throwing in all haste to find the right paper. Pull out from under the table trash had fallen on the floor of its contents, and after ten minutes of focused searches, declare that it disappeared without a trace. "You know, yesterday I restore order in the documentation and thought that this stupid no one will need help. I was wrong!" Always put off until the last possible delivery of reports, and then lease them, making a maximum of minor errors and misprints.